Inglise keele harjutusi
Kuna Kiku oli sunnitud tänaseks inglise keele eksamiks õppima, aga meie ei soostunud tema segamisest loobuma, sai tema õppimist igati kaasa aidatud, pöörates f*** sõna kõikides võimalikes aegades.
Risto aga otsis neti sügavustest välja veel paremad harjutused.
Algajatele:
Kolm nõida vahivad kolme Swatch kella. Milline nõid vahib millist kella?
Three witches watch three swatch watches. Which witch watches which swatch watch?
Edasijõudnutele:
Kolm transvestiidi nõida vahivad kolme nuppu Swatch kellal. Milline transvestiidi nõid vahib millist nuppu?
Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watches which Swatch watch switch?
Proffidele:
Kolm šveitsi transvestiidi nõida, kes soovivad ennast ümber lõigata, vahivad kolme nuppu Swatch kellal. Milline ümberlõikust ootav transvestiidi nõid vahib millist nuppu?
Three swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched swiss witch-bitches, watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss witch-bitch, which wishes to be a switched swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which swiss Swatch watch switch?
I will have been f***ed.
posted by Unknown @ 12:47
4 Comments:
Sõna f... polnud vaja üheski harjutuses õigesse aega panna.
Lugesin hommikul inglise keele grammatika raamatu läbi, aga testi ajal ikka midagi ei osanud :(
Krr
Jeee. Sain just alljärgneva uudise osaliseks:
You scored 82.5 in the End Level Test. 70 is the target mark. The breakdown of your score is as follows:-
Grammar 29.5 (possible marks 40)
Reading 20 (possible marks 20)
Writing 16 (possible marks 20)
Speaking 17 (possible marks 20)
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